Coach Fisher: The Most Uninteresting Coach in the World

*I have been invited to be a contributor to the Titan's blog "T-Rac's Posse." This is my first post over there. I am also posting it here -- mostly because I need content, but partly because I thought there might be a few of you who would enjoy it.

Coach Fisher: The Most Uninteresting Coach in the World

What is this man thinking? Is he thinking?

Cue Dos Equis commercial music. Slow zoom in on—

Coach Fisher, pre-playoff beard. He is sitting around a table deep in the war rooms of Baptist Sports Park, surrounded by Vince Young (bobbing his head to his iPod) and Dinger (staring disgustedly at Vince). His face shows a man either deep in thought or completely void of thought. It's hard to know.

VOICE OVER:

He has held the same job for sixteen years.

He has held the same wardrobe for sixteen years.

He goes to church, but not too much.

He likes most foods.

There's nothing that happens to him in Vegas that really needs to stay in Vegas.

He's never the life of the party, but no one minds that he's there.

He wins some. He loses some.

His favorite band is U2.

He is – The Most Uninteresting Coach in the World.

Coach Fisher holds up a mug of beer.

COACH FISHER: I don't always drink beer…but when I do, I prefer Bud Adams.

Close-Up.

COACH FISHER: Stay thirsty, my friends, for a Super Bowl.

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